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About Me
I’m Nerdy
I know too much about Star Trek, Supernatural, Anglo-Saxon weapons, proper corsetry, and classic literature. I offer snobby commentary whilst enjoying trashy reality TV and owe a lot of money for some degrees in Fine Art which seemed like a good idea at the time.
I’m Funny
Life is absurd so you might as well laugh about it. My life goal is to be the grumpy commentator at the end of 60 minutes. PG Wodehouse, Erma Bombeck, Dave Barry, and Douglas Adams are my heroes.
I wrote a book or something
Set out to write some highbrow historical fiction. Got lost. Wrote a comedy with a dash of romance instead. My agent insists I’m a romcom writer now.
The voice of Love seemed to call to me, but it was a wrong number.